How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip