How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"