How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!