How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Previous Random Joke Next

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.