How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji