How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.