Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.