It has to change for itself.
They both ask for change and never get any.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
