What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.