What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.