What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.