How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!