What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre