What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre