How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude