How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.