What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.