What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)