What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.