What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.