What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!