Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Little Caesars

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

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The latter represents people that win.

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A: An Apple turnover.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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He foamed at the mouth.

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers