What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Depends how powerful the blender is

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...