How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.