How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.