How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.