How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.