How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.