Clog Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !