Danish Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.