Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.