Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.