Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid