Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."