Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?

r/news

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.