Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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You fed-a-genie!

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Who pays?

Germany.

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.