What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay