What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.