What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

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