How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.