Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.