Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling