How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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The steaks were getting too damn high.