What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken