What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne