What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.