What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.