What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.