What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.