How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer