Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !