What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.