Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!