Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.