What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.