What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.