It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
He got *nailed*.
One because his knee grows.
We'll get on it next week
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Depends on which country they're from.
Depends.
A fart with a lump in it
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Would you like ketchup with your chips