What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.