What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.