What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.