What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.