How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.