How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.