What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!