Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*