Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.