Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.