Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.