Menu Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.