Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho