Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.