What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"