What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"