Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".