Tyrone Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.