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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!